7 THINGS I DONT LIKE ABOUT TRUMP

1. That I cant take him seriousy, he is no political figure that commands respect, Im sorry but when he talks I kinda just want to go to bed (and sleep for four years).

2. His hair. It somehow reminds me of a nest my hamster used to build himself. My hamster did a better job.

3. His intellegence. Does it exist? Cause I havent seen or heard anything.

4. He is a racist, bigot, sexist and unstable man with a very creepy smile. Gosh that smile is creepy.

5. That he said: “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

6. That he just ruined one of my favorite christmas movies ever, watch it here.

7. That we are stuck with him for the next four years, miss you already Barry O.